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dental appointment

Term that covers any excuse for not closing the deal on a blow job.
Q: "Hey man, she was at your place for like 2 hours... You at least get some dome?"
A: "Nope, fuckin' dental appointment."
dental appointment by Lemongello February 2, 2013

dental rush 

The act of brushing your teeth multiple times right before a dentist appointment.
Guy 1: You going to the dentist?

guy 2: Yah, I had a dental rush this morning.
dental rush by amatwiedle September 23, 2013
Word of the Day on January 6, 2014

Dental Surgery 

Instant dental work to some mouthy fucker who has got (in a roundabout way) what he was asking for.
"And the Lord proclaimed all who believe in he shall be awarded entry to the kingdom of heaven and sit at his side....but if thy disbelieve in his almighty power the lord shall show his displeasure and wrath with the pox and scurvy and dental surgery"

Dental floss 

Do you have any idee where I can find some dental floss?
Dental floss by BlackPohatu January 26, 2017

dental dickhead 

an obnoxious, racist, petty, and/or blasphemous person. synonyms include #CheeseDickSalesman.
the Rothschildren are a bunch of dental dickheads.

dental treats 

The use of one’s mouth to stimulate a woman’s vulva or vagina.
Susan is always happy to give John road head on date night because, if past is prologue, John will reciprocate with dental treats when the couple gets home.