Custard eyes 

Custard eyes is used to describe someone who is evil and drunk

Look at him look at those eyes oh there yellow eyes they are custard eyes C U S T A R D E Y E S

Custard eyes by Archie Tartan January 28, 2019

Custard Swallow 

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas

'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'

Custard Swallow by BombDogged October 4, 2016

Custard Gannet 

A frequent user of the drug wordCake, so called because cake pills are yellow and notably larger than other drugs in pill form.

On the cake again, you custard gannet!

Custard Gannet by Drusillus July 9, 2006

Custard Trout 

As well as the already mentioned, Custard Trout is now renown as Fable 3's first pimp.

Have you joined Custard Trout's pimp service?

Custard Trout by Online stalker November 1, 2010

custard arm 

When someone is bad at throwing a ball in sports.

"Nice throw, custard arm."

"What is Jono doing, he's got the biggest custard arm ever."

custard arm by Jono P. November 26, 2005

custard chugger 

Traditionally slang reference to homosexual men but has evolved and used to describe women as well.

He is a custard chugger. She is a custard chugger.

custard chugger by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

Custard Nazi 

Someone that is a total bitch about the way custard is made.

' you should use a microwave, I always use a microwave, you're doing it wrong, I'll do it'

'you're such a custard nazi'

Custard Nazi by TheFullTruth April 18, 2013