Critter 

Critter: Used to describe someone who has been arrested no less than ten times for petty shit. Someone who is on a first name basis with local police and jail staff. A crackhead, meth-head and/or drug addict. It is rare that drugs are not involved but it does happen. Most often someone who is one step above being homeless. Also someone who will steal your stuff then lie to the cops. Has no more than 5-6 teeth and whose face looks like a coffee cake. Generally works odd job for no more than 2 months due to constant arrest. This is also a person who finds employment through various manual labor temp places like Rent-A-Drunk. Mostly found living with other critters. Usually drives a shitty beat up pickup or a sub-compact Toyota.

Hey dude, check out that guy over, is he walking our way?
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.

Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.

Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.

Critter by Tronald John Drump October 17, 2021

Critter 

n. critter /ˈhrɪtər/ krih-tər
a person in their late teens or early twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics, which cannot be contributed solely to their mental or physical health
i. a habit of ignoring the social cues of others to favor their own agenda
ii. poor hygiene, particularly greasy hair and body odor, that cannot be contributed to economic or health issues
iii. a habit of invading other's space and privacy

iv. an inability to take no for an answer
v. a tendency to lecture an expert on a subject on said subject
vi. a habit of over-complimenting and/or asking invasive personal questions
vii. a habit of being condescending or patronizing towards peers
viii. a belief in the entitlement to a reward for basic human decency

That critter keeps getting in my face and explaining how I should have done my presentation, and I might faint from his breath.

Critter by matoakabeach November 4, 2021

Critter 

Critter

A hick guy who has sketchy vibes. Typically lives in low income housing out in the sticks or trailer park.

"The bar is crawling with critters tonight "

Critter by jcghnn May 11, 2022

critter 

a very cute critter

critter

critter by zawaiscute August 14, 2022

Critter 

A furry who acts like a wild animal and claims to have no gender

I cant go to public school without seeing critters shitting in litter boxes and pissing on people

Critter by Thatsabruhmoment August 25, 2022

Critter 

A lover of the web series Critical Role. Often heard asking "Is it Thursday yet?" or "How would you like to do this?". Best greeted by saying"Bidet".

Did you see that Critter across the road, she was "Makin' her way".

Critter by DrownedSprinkle August 29, 2022

Critter 

A word used to describe an annoying person who is partaking in something irregular/strange

John walked in a funny way, someone would say:

“John is a little critter”

Critter by DrakeTheKool May 9, 2023