Spread him on a cracker 

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

Spread him on a cracker by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Crackerphobic 

When you’re afraid of white people.

Keeho : I’ve been diagnosed w/ crackerphobia ever since 2017 when this white female came up to me and said hi. Crackerphobic is a thing ❗️❗️

Crackerphobic by jojisghoul January 15, 2021

crackberry shuffle

The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.

Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.

crackberry shuffle by Dentura Hogfloss January 30, 2008

Cracker-Chink Nigga 

When a an American Male and a Asian Male fuck a black chick and shes pregnant and they don't know who the father is it is called a Cracker-Chink Nigga.

Speaker 1: did you hear Daneesh is pregnant?
Speaker 2: no way, was it a cracker nigga or a chink nigga?
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. So she thinks it's a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 2: Oh shit
Nigga

Cracker-Chink Nigga by R3D33M3D July 25, 2019

Cracked out 

The state of mind of someone who is wide awake yet mentally exhausted; usually as a result of being under the influence of stimulants for long periods of time.

Midterm exams are finally over, but now I’m too cracked out to sleep or do anything fun

Cracked out by R0€K3T March 16, 2019

Crackerbread average 

Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.

Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average

Crackerbread average by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019

Crush-crazy cracker 

You know the type--

Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!

"That guy from the other night turned out to be a crush-crazy cracker! He won't stop texting me. He calls me 20 times a day to tell me how much he likes me. He even said he was moving here and taking a new job so we can be closer. Girl, I don't even like him!"

Crush-crazy cracker by Fab QT December 31, 2011