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candy coated blow job 

The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.
My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.

flat coated retriver 

THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLD :-)
Omg Lana did you see my new puppy?
No,what about her?
Her name is Stella and she is a flat coated retriver.

Erika costell 

Jake pauls "wife" who is obsessed with goats and has a youtube channel
You watch erika costell? Are you a goat?
Erika costell by Alissa3760 August 15, 2017

Erika Costell 

A famous YouTuber , model and influencer, 2018 teen choice music web star winner, wife to Jake Paul and adores Goats
I’m Erika Costell
Erika Costell by Shannonxxxxxx August 13, 2018

Elvis Costello 

My all-time favorite lyricist.

See Also: the shit
The best Elvis Costello Albums:Trust, My Aim Is True, This Years Model

Comtedangles 

Dangles as performed by a 19th century political philospher. Or any dangle performed during the 1972 Summit Series between Canada and the Soviet Union.
Yo dog, you totally comtedangled that test.

Man the underlying metaphors of your comtedangles are a cry in the post-modernist era to a commmon knowladge, I believe that is quite confligutory.
Comtedangles by J.J Rousseau June 18, 2007