Atlanta Urinal Constipation

An alternate name for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Cynthia Tucker is a columnist for the Atlanta Urinal Constipation.

Atlanta Urinal Constipation by Spicy Joker September 22, 2009

John Constantine 

Star character of the Hellblazer series in the Vertigo imprint of DC comics, John Constantine is a British magus and one of the most important and powerful magicians on earth. Very cunning and decietful, his actions are usually selfish and have cost several of his friends thier lives. Has bumped heads with both demonic and angelic forces, not to mention pagan gods and entities. Also a chain smoker.
Not to be confused with his one-dimensional, Americanized and dark haired Keanu Reeves counterpart.

Jo: "Are you Constantine?"
John Constantine: "Yeah."
Jo: "You're a prick."
John Constantine: "Me secret's out then."

John Constantine by Swallowcarryingacoconut December 11, 2005

Constipation 

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.

Constipation by APfromMSP April 30, 2005

Constipation 

The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!

Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.

Constipation by Fart Matser August 24, 2003

Constant

A constant is a person in your life who you can always count on and trust... its basically another word for Best friend.

"You are the one constant thing in my life. I can always count on you to be there and not change. I can look to you and know how our lives are going, because you are a solid marker by which to judge things."

Constant by .Keyls May 24, 2010

Constipated 

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated

Constipated by Mystic_Snowfang June 25, 2009

Constantina 

a really long name for an amazing guuuurl <3

constantina rocks my soy

Constantina by assylaloveanit April 28, 2009