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Confident walk away

When you get done with that perfect dump and consider wiping, but are so confident that you will have a ghost wipe that you just pull up your britches and confidently walk away.
Dude - Dude, just blew a confident walk away.

Other Dude - What?

Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.

Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?
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College Confidential 

College Confidential can be very intimidating. Students who post there often have impressive accolades in hopes of gaining entrance to elite schools. Students who are subpar and below have been targeted for some ridicule, but in all fairness, just understand the bully is probably bullied himself by superficial guys at his school.

The real purpose of College Confidential is not to flaunt accomplishments but to prepare students for college expectations. It's a fairly lenient place and overconfident members are looked down upon. However, make sure you are able to handle students discussing high scores and great accomplishments--this is NOT a website for those who are easily jealous and insecure. If you're someone who will likely decide to live secluded life as a homemaker after seeing how successful these students are, do not risk your last thread of confidence.
College Confidential is great, if you can handle it.
College Confidential by realtalkyo December 10, 2011

Confidential Friend 

A friend like being which is unliked by most of society,yet secretly beloved by sub.
10:15
C. F.: Hi how are you friend
Sub. : Very good, indeed, I'll see ya in the movies, this afternoon

10:30
person: I hate (Name of C. F.)
Sub. : yeah, me too, he/she is so (insult)
C.F.= Confidential Friend

The Confident Wave 

Unlike the casual wave, The Confident Wave is done to a complete stranger and is a 4 part process with coinciding hand gestures and facial expressions that is carried out with such confidence that it assures the stranger that you really do know who they are. If done properly the wave will generally throw off a person's entire day and have them asking the question? "how the hell do I know that person?"
Ben: Hey man, that person you just waved at seems super confused and they keep mumbling to themselves.

John: That's understandable...i just gave them The Confident Wave, they won't recover for a while.
The Confident Wave by _SolidG October 31, 2011

Overly Confident 

Someone who thinks that they are better than they are at something. The person tends to embarrass them self when they fall short of the expectations people have come to expect from the way they have been acting.
That douche just failed miserably in the race. He was so overly confident that he forgot he actually sucks.
Overly Confident by E dellz July 23, 2009

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.
She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.
confident turtle by ccxxii September 8, 2015

over-confident

The person who declares his victory without assessing his capabilities or the final result or situations.
Congress party in India was over-confident of its winning in Gujarat but Mr. Narendra Modi won after so much of critisism.
over-confident by deepa January 31, 2008