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Conference Room Confidence 

In the business world, an inflated sense of the right decisions having been made because the decisions were made in a group setting and then bolstered by self-congratulatory remarks.
Look out now. The H.R. dept has just emerged from a four hour meeting. With that kind of conference room confidence, they are ready to roll out the slashing of additional employee benefits.

conference head 

to receive a blow job while participating in a teleconference call
You may miss certain parts of the meeting if you're getting conference head.
conference head by Lucky13Thirteen December 7, 2011

Conference Call 

An open door meeting that takes place in the bath tub at a party. Typically, all members of a conference call are very intoxicated and just talk about life
“Bro are Dãvįd and Donald fucking in the bathroom?”

“No they’re having a conference call in the tub...wanna join?”

Conference foot 

Condition where you get gout in your joints as result of the previous days overeating or indulgence at a conference.
Paul: “I can hardly walk today after all the food we had at the conference yesterday
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”
Conference foot by Linus Hanger August 26, 2011

conference ass 

The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.

similar to travelers butt, mudbutt, diarrhea
The sputtering rumbles diarrhea from those stalls means "Tom has conference ass."
conference ass by CW99 November 1, 2007

conference room 

Location where sexual favors are exchanged at work. An invitation to the conference room means to have sex behind closed doors at work in the designated place.
I need to see you in the conference room.
Let's meet in the conference room.
conference room by karl4uue September 25, 2009