Competitive Advantage 

When a football or basketball team has an overwhelming number of African Americans playing at one time.

Hampton is gonna kick the crap out of BYU's football team because of their competitive advantage.

Competitive Advantage by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 17, 2010

competitive delegation 

when a boss puts two people on the same job, without informing either of them of the situation. in essence, it is a strategy to get the "best result" by sacrificing both employees' trust and motivation.

you know what that dumbass did to us? he pulled a competitive delegation on our asses!

competitive delegation by releasethequackin August 11, 2015

Competitive Vaping

Competitive vaping: When two hardcore vapers or cloud chasers go head to head in the ulitimate round to see who will make a spot on to the vape gods podium.

That competitive vaping competition was LIT.

Competitive Vaping by Thevapeking May 21, 2016

competitive sitting 

The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.

Competitive sitting is awesome!

competitive sitting by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011

competitive facebooking

competitive facebooking is the act of checking in or posting on facebook to one up your friends, relatives, or other that have it better than you.

We checked in at a really nice place, and shortly after he checked in at the old haunt. I think he is competitive facebooking.

competitive facebooking by no1special March 5, 2014

competitive sandwich making

competitive sandwich making is a sport only for women who can make sandwiches very quickly. the sport started in Palo Alto, California. The world's fastest sandwich maker is known by his nickname Zibi. which is also the only man to play the sport.

sorry i have a competitive sandwich making match today... I can't hang out!

competitive sandwich making by Vert53 May 17, 2011

Competitive salary 

“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”

Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.

Competitive salary by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022