comparing cookies 

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

comparing cookies by Jboner September 12, 2013

cock compartment 

a vagina i.e. female genatalia

Dude: "I finna get inside my girlfriends cock compartment tonight"

cock compartment by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

comparing

From the word comparison.

Comparing oneself to anything is an act of violence against the self.

comparing by Judo70 May 15, 2016

pale in comparison 

To be nothing in comparison to, 2nd rate

1) Those pictures are pale in comparison to Alex's beauty in real life

pale in comparison by Dominic Barone December 4, 2007

comprise

Constitute. Embody. Form. "Comprised of" is gobbledegook.

The parts comprise the whole. Players comprise a team.

comprise by Jackscope March 11, 2010

asshole comparison 

An informal logical fallacy in which one arguer compares the unpleasant activities of another to her/his own more favorable circumstance. For a comparison to fall under this fallacy, the arguer must both act like the situations are the same and make the other person feel bad about their own circumstance.

Arguer: "You think it's bad being an actuary? Yeah, try being an baby animal cuddler who has no allergies whatsoever."
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"

asshole comparison by ethical.breakdance January 4, 2010

Luggage Compartment 

Someone who's bedonkadonk has gotten so big that the phrase "junk in the trunk" no longer suffices and her ass now resembles the cargo hold of a 747 Jumbo Jet.

"Dude, what happened with that chick from Saturday?"

"Well, when I sobered up I realized she resembled a rhino, but that didn't stop me from sticking it in her luggage compartment!"

Luggage Compartment by The Wet Bandito March 10, 2010