cummunism

During an sex party, you blow your load on everyone instead of one person, a.k.a sharing your wealth equally amongst everyone else.

Albert: "Hey, I'm gonna have a banging sex party later, we can blow all our loads on this girl's fat ass!"
Christopher: "I'm more into cummunism myself, though."

cummunism by Lock Cover May 6, 2018

communism and socialism 

Varying degrees of the same system that rely on the labor theory of market. That theory states that labor is worth something, not tied to the good or service that it produces. Because of that idea, we should pay people more money than it takes to produce an item because they want more money. This fails economically because if everyone wants more money for their work, all items inflate in cost, so you can't afford what you couldn't afford before, except now it's much more expensive than it was, because you have more money but still not enough to buy it. Basically, socialism and communism are a party trick to get the poor to feel better about the fact that life is competitive and they are losing the game. This is also popular with the rich because it makes them seem kind to the poor. Nobody actually wants to implement socialism or communism, they just want to redistribute goods and services and money from those that have it to those that don't and are willing to lose out in the long term for a short term gain.

I used to hate Amazon.com because of communism and socialism, but now I realize that I didn't want to pay more for goods or shipping so I am comfortable with them fucking their employees, because they are doing it for me.

communism and socialism by mostly_wrong September 17, 2019

Communism 

Communism is a socioeconomic structure and political ideology that promotes the establishment of an egalitarian, classless, stateless society based on common ownership and control of the means of production and property in general.

"The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property." - Karl Marx

Communism by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ November 15, 2009

The Communist 

A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.

Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.

Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?

Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.

The Communist by chopetov May 5, 2009

Communist Amoeba 

He is a being who spreads communism, and is of the greatest of origins. He is all-ancestor. No one can withstand his 100% form.

All hail the Communist Amoeba

Communist Amoeba by Communist Amoeba September 21, 2020

vocabulary communist 

A person who tells you better, more complicated words you could have used in your previous sentence. Often a grammar nazi as well. Always annoying.

Person 1: "Dude, that was totally not needed!"

Person 2: "I think you should have said 'that was totally superfluous'."

Person 2: "Stop being such a vocabulary communist."

vocabulary communist by EpcWffl April 29, 2013

damage communist

Someone in a video game who instead of focusing one person, dishes out their damage to a group of people.

STOP FOCUSING THE MINIONS AND HIT THE BOSS YOU DAMAGE COMMUNIST!

damage communist by albertobalsalm June 11, 2017