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Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision 

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different
guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?

Stereo Collision 

This well PHAT band i manage safe to them
www.stereocollision.tk
That stereo collision gig was phat
yer wicked, chavs suck
Stereo Collision by Rossyboy8 January 13, 2005

Boner Collision 

A momentous occasion
Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!
Boner Collision by GTS585 January 2, 2011

Verbal Collision 

When you're twisted and inevitably are going to mess up any sort of conversation you have from then on in. Speak to people? I wouldn't, because you're going to disgrace yourself.
Anything cringeworthy and/or inappropriate said during a conversation whilst high/drunk/etc. Warning from a well-wishing friend: 'Beware the verbal collision - it might just happen...'

rear collision whiplash 

While getting a woman from behind with a pony tail, pulling the ponytail and thus her head back until ejaculation then abruptly letting go sending her head forward into a wall or headboard.
"dude, I have to go visit brittany in the hospital, I was nailin' her last night and I gave her a rear collision whiplash into the heard board, broke her nose, and gave her a concussion!!"

Stereo Collision 

When two or more parties attempt to drown out each others music.
I had a stereo collision last night. I cant believe i lost to those backstreet boys...
Stereo Collision by chewseph September 21, 2010