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Hangover Cliffhanger 

The huge shit one takes after a night of hard drinking, so long that it hangs from ones ass and still touches the bottom depths of the toilet.
Shitter: Holy shit dude, check this out it, my shit log is touching the deepest part of the toilet and its still hanging from my ass.

Shitter's Friend: Yea man, thats a prime example of a hangover cliffhanger.
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Fiscal Cliffhanger 

When the Government plans a loophole to miss the deadline for the Fiscal Cliff just to gain two more days to make a decision, and still no decision is made.
"They've been talking about the Fiscal Cliff for days, I'm tied of hearing about it!"

"Yeah, no kiding, it's more like a Fiscal Cliffhanger."
Fiscal Cliffhanger by Judai Yuki January 1, 2013

Colorado Cliffhanger 

The process of when the semen from a freshly ejaculated penis never actually separates itself from the semen in the urethra, leaving the portion of semen that escaped dangling loosely in space and unable to be claimed as a "cum-shot." This is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.
Man: Dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.

Friend: Go on...

Man: I was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my dick!

Friend: Ahhhh the ole Colorado Cliffhanger!

Unfinished cliffhanger

When a series is over or got cancelled without explaining some unfinished things that was left uncleared after ending of the last episode of the previous season and you are sure that there will not be another season to explain those certain things(due to rumors on internet or creators of the series themselves told that there will not be another season)
Maria: Did you know that i watched my favorite series for all three seasons and then last episode of the third season ended with unfinished cliffhanger,creators of the series admitted that there will not be fourth season to explain some things that was left uncleared after end of third season

Julie: Gosh,i hate when that happens,that's why i stopped watching series and started watching movies only,movies usually does not have unfinished cliffhanger

utah cliffhanger

This is when a women is sucking your dick and you blow your load on her chin, as it drips off her chin you catch it in your mouth, then you proceed to pushing her off the edge of the bed.
My head still hurts from that utah cliffhanger.

Sexual Cliffhanger 

Being sexually aroused but being interrupted before being gratified.
"When I kissed Rose, she left me with a sexual cliffhanger!"
Sexual Cliffhanger by FBrookie October 20, 2015

Chocolate Cliffhanger 

the act in which the woman licks the male's genitalia whilst the male is defecating on the female's chin. This is where the "Cliffhanger" comes into play.
"yo bro, i gave my woman a chocolate cliffhanger last night!