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Wishing upon a chocolate starfish 

When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish
Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.

holy chocolate starfish 

An exclamation upon seeing an object of pure awesomeness.
Holy chocolate starfish! It's batman!

Fist of the Chocolate Starfish 

After engaging in fisting a woman (inserting one's fist into the anus), the fister removes their hand and proceeds to punch the fistee in the face, knocking them out.
Guess what I did last night? Fist of the Chocolate Starfish homey! She was out cold! Hell of a mess doe.

Lip Smack a Chocolate Starfish 

To lick a butthole.
Person1: You want to lip smack a chocolate starfish?
Person2: Fuck no.

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Starfish

A stale piece of shit hanging from a stinky black girls ass.
I was about to bang her in the ass when out of nowhere I saw a rocky mountain chocolate starfish poking out.

Sweet Chocolate Starfish 

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*