I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

I don't care if you fuck chickens by Dam you November 21, 2005

chickenshit bullshit 

used when something makes no sense or is completely stupid

"im gettin tired of this chickenshit bullshit!"

chickenshit bullshit by fisty shocker August 21, 2009

Step Chickens 

The true embodiment of power, they’re known as beings who can defy the word of god

Person 1:I refuse to join the step chickens
Leader:Then become the dirt we walk on.

Step Chickens by Merkle.1004 May 13, 2020

don't count your chickens before they hatch 

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

don't count your chickens before they hatch by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016

Thickness 

A woman that has a natural rack and juicy thighs.

Hey thickness I need you to pick me up from the airport.

Beyonce, Ashanti, Serena Williams.....

Thickness by Mike Mainard January 6, 2005

chickdissing 

A woman saying “mansplaining”. Or anything else that doesn’t have much substance but is meant to belittle something logical and fact-based that was just said or done, or the (often male) person who said or did it. The (stereo)typical female reaction to what she, while chickdissing, will call “mansplaining”. In other words, what a woman might do after she grew impatient with a man’s talking about something he happens to know stuff about. Or after she grew impatient for no reason obvious to the man talking to her, or to anyone else.

Chick: “London is in Canada, right?"

Dude: "No, it's in England."

Chick: "OMFG STOP MANSPLAINING!!!!!"
Dude: “Stop chickdissing!”

chickdissing by Yoni October 6, 2017

chickensackflaps 

The funniest person alive

Hey do you know chickensackflaps on tiktok?
Yes they are so funny I pissed myself laughing

chickensackflaps by Bertholts.gf February 27, 2021