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Chimobile 

Noun. Pronounced (Chy-Moh-Beel) A compound word, combing the slang term Chimo with the adjective Mobile. A vehicle used for the transportation of a child molester and his victims. Typically recognized as a shoddy-looking Chevy van or, in rarer cases, a Volkswagen Bus converted into an ice cream truck. The inside of a Chimobile usually consists of shag carpet, curtains to cover the windows, a large bag of assorted hard candies, and a semen-stained mattress.
Observer: "Wow, did you see that old greasy bald dude get into that beat-up van? That's gotta be a Chimobile!"

Narrator: The Chimobile pulled up to the daycare, an alluring tune streaming from the mounted house speakers, drumsticks and ice cream sandwiches melting in the warm lap of the driver.
Chimobile by JuhCoby25 September 7, 2009

Chimo Blinds 

When the blinds on a window have that bend in them like someone might be watching you.
"We need to fix that bend in our blinds so people in the pool dont think we are watching them through our chimo blinds."
Chimo Blinds by Salleone August 4, 2009
Someone who is incapable of basic human functions
"Look at that guy, he's a right chimoke"
Chimoke by beatzzzz October 28, 2016
A beautiful young lady that is very intelligent .She has a big forehead but it only makes her more beautiful. She is straight forward but only speaks truth. She is loving and loyal anybody with a chimoye is lucky . She is very funny but hates to be taken for joke . Whatever she does she does with her whole heart. Chimoye is a great young lady .
Damn I wish I was with chimoye
chimoye by Askinnyboy May 29, 2020
term for "come on"

chi-mon-ae
Chimone! Where are the brews?
Hola, chimoca!

That it is, chimoca, that it is.
Oh my gosh, that girl is such a chimoca.

Why do people always look at me like I have a big chimoca on my nose?
chimoca by Chimocaness April 28, 2011