The most epic person to ever walk the face of this earth. This man is hot beyond reason, and is bound to make any girl fall for him instantly. He is the best gamer to ever walk the Earth. Rumor has it that he hit Diamond in Paladins despite being cursed by deadpoolkid1037. His physique stuns even the most dedicated body builders. With his Ultra Chest™, none can stand against him.

Siyu Cao: Hey it's me Siyu Cao here to kill you

Dead guy: *dying sounds*

Siyu Cao by angrybirdandy October 25, 2018

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Feng Cao Fail

A Feng Cao Fail is a fail of unfathomable magnitude. This is reserved for fails that are so bad, the term "Epic Fail" isn't strong enough.

The Exxon Valdez oil spill was a Feng Cao Fail.

Feng Cao Fail by FengCao August 4, 2009

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Angela Cao

100% mental. She loves wearing her skunk hair as a hat and her raccoon eye as a necklace. I promise you she is famous by being ugly. Her dream is to own a forest that she can litter in and trash. She is a re-done giraffe-t-rex mix that loves eating cheese and grass. Love ya Angela Cao

Angela Cao: THE GRASS IS SO FUCKING GOOD

Angela Cao by Danny Dumptruck November 15, 2021

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