Saskatchewan Wake up call 

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.

Saskatchewan Wake up call by SterNation June 9, 2016

alabama balls to wall wake up call

Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.

I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.

alabama balls to wall wake up call by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020

wake up call 

When you wake someone up by ripping a loud fart in their ear or face. A common prank played on those who like to sleep in at boy scout camp, church camps, fraternities, and boot camp. While likely done do a lesser extent, girls also have been known to participate in this activity at slumber parties. Please note the difference between this definition and "sound the alarm"

Frank is still sleeping and we need to leave in 10 minutes, so why don't you give him a wake up call to get him out of bed.

wake up call by Trumplodyte July 8, 2019

creamy wake up call 

A creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of semen on your face. The resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your penis rising with the morning sun.

Robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, I had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.

creamy wake up call by Easy Rider 2008 March 7, 2008

wake up call 

a surprise and swift insertion of your hog leg into a friends mouth mid-yawn.

1.

Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.

2.
Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!

wake up call by johnnyg11141983 March 18, 2010

A Chinese Wake-up call 

when you let a breezy suck you off then take a shit and throw it at her face.

mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call

A Chinese Wake-up call by sleeves November 27, 2007

Wank-up Call 

The act of masturbating before contacting a questionable person

I was going to tell my ex I wanted her back, but then I had a wank-up call.

Wank-up Call by Electronicks February 14, 2017