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Bulging the onion bag 

Common parlance among tabloid sports journalists for scoring a goal in football. Unwittingly, they are also referencing an obscure gay sex act whereby one participant stretches the other's scrotum taut across his mouth and pokes his tongue between the balls.
Rooney's having a great season, bulging the onion bag 16 times already!
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Bulking season 

Something jocks do to gain more muscle mass by gaining more weight.
Also sounds like a gay porno film.
Oscar : ITS BULKING SEASON BOYSSSS!!!

Nick: Shit!! Where did you find my stash?!?
Bulking season by NickDaSimp November 2, 2020
When a penis is so erect, that it’s worrying.
my bulging cock is becoming a problem.
Bulging by mrtoes69 August 1, 2021

Bulging Boogeyman 

Unexpectedly showing one's dick print to an unaware participant.
As Sarah was begining to fall asleep, little bill gave her a bulging boogeyman
Bulging Boogeyman by Ass Mechanic October 11, 2019
hey dude can i bulfingle you?”

HELL YEA!!”
bulfingle by TaoTaokoa August 23, 2021

Bulging buns n mayo 

The act of rubbing a penis shaft in between ass cheeks in order to achieve ejaculation similar to titty fucking.
My coworker has an extremely long ass crack that I would love to perform bulging buns n mayo with.
Bulging buns n mayo by Crazybird69 September 9, 2021

bulging nigga penis 

A big, girthy, fat, juicy, creamy, sticky, raging, bulging, surging, throbbing, ejectulating, fucking, masturbated, hairy, veiny, long, wide, hard black cock
Wow! That’s the biggest bulging nigga penis I’ve ever seen!