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buffalo lottery 

Filing a fake/scam disability claim, so you can avoid having a job, and instead live easy off the hard work of others.
Oh great, I see Norma won the Buffalo Lottery and gets to stay home and watch TV all day, while I have to work a 40-hour week and pay taxes.
buffalo lottery by KattyGirl101 August 23, 2020

muffin buffing 

woman/girl rubbing her clit masturbating. "female getting off"
joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing

Buffalo tender 

Riley is my big Buffalo tender
Buffalo tender by Daggenhossin October 8, 2017
Buff Elmo is character from Sesame street but very strong, buff and sexy
Buff elmo cuddled me so hard last night
Buff elmo by drevno12 March 17, 2021

upward buffalo

A variation on the yoga pose, downward dog, especially handy after unexpected indulgences.
After eating an entire triple-later carrot cake by herself, she laid down on the floor, taking the stomach-up pose called upward buffalo.
upward buffalo by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019

Fleecing the buffalo 

Skinning a buffalo fish, which has two layers of skin/scales

Andrew Zimmern hears this terms from a Mississippi River man in S18:E3 of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern.

Sorry, Andrew. You told every viewer to look this up on Urban Dictionary, but it doesn't mean whatever innuendo you hoped it would
Jim Bob: alright, it's about time to start fleecing the buffalo
Billy Bob: you mean the fish, or something else?
Jim Bob: oh, you know what I mean ;)
Fleecing the buffalo by justclarissa September 20, 2017