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breast size

(Noun)
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.

For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.

That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).

An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.

Another but related concept is breast shape.
Sam: "That girl's a ten in my book."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
breast size by Monticello-W October 20, 2016

Breast Sex 

sex using the females breasts on either side of your cock.
also known as titty fuckin.
i was titty fuckin my ho cus the beaver was bleedin. sounds better than; my significant other and i were enjoying some breast sex because aunt flo was in town.
Breast Sex by i am smoke October 6, 2005

Cyber Breast-Sex 

n. The act of employing a computer in the practice of ejaculating upon a female's chest after repeatedly trusting one's penis between two boobies. How exactly this works is unclear.
Sarah encouraged Jason to cyber breast-sex his girlfriend.

Topless Breast Syndrome 

The inability of certain individuals to wear a shirt or top in both public and private life. Victims of this unusual condition feel compelled to go topless, and includes both male and female. To date there is no known cure. Sufferers are encouraged to either hide from public scrutiny or cash in on their new found talent...
Wow, look at that chest. She's obviously suffering from topless breast syndrome.

breast sweep 

When a woman accidentally grazes you with her breasts. This happens most commonly while the two of you are stuck in a small, confined space, and she is forced to "breast sweep" you as she walks by.
"Did you see that? She totally just gave him the breast sweep as she walked by!"
breast sweep by ratchetchild July 8, 2014

breast stroker

a)a swimmer
b)a swimmer trying to seduce bud and doyles girlfriends in BIO-DOME
our women have been sedused by breast strokers
breast stroker by deadasnight January 2, 2004