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bologna skins 

cheapest tires you can get, thinnest walls and tread
just throw some bologna skins on that old womans car she never drives
bologna skins by Joey56 May 11, 2008

Bologna Sauce 

(slang) An alternate term used by grandmothers (especially mine) to curse in front of little children instead of saying 'Bull Shit'
Child: Grandma! I jumped over the roof!
Grandma: That's bologna sauce!
Bologna Sauce by 2JSC July 9, 2011

Bologna Whaffs

A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.
Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?

Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?

Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.

bologna magnet 

term used to describe faggots
Quit being such a faggot.

Go back to your glory hole, you bologna magnet.

Your breath smells like dick and poop, you bologna magnet.

bologna boner 

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.
Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.
bologna boner by xxxpageagain August 19, 2013

Bologna cone 

Bologna Cones: Abnormally large nipples on enormous tits.
"She's got some big bologna cones" "Did you see those bologna cones?" "Her nipples are so big they look like bologna cones" "I'd lick her bologna cones!" "I could make a sandwich out of those bologna cones!"