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cactus budding 

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.
Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."
cactus budding by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

curse of binding 

1. An enchantment that prevents you from taking off your armor in Minecraft.
2. A way to troll your friends.
Oh shit! Someone put Curse of Binding on my helmet! That sucks

Free Birding 

When a woman isn`t wearing a very important part of her lady wear. Usually from the top area. Usually done by unappealing ladies.
Classmate: Eew Mrs. So and So is Free Birding Today!
Other Classmate: I knoe I hate it when she does that.
Free Birding by mifftastic_:P June 15, 2009
Lates yo, i'm bedding.
bedding by kenny123 May 14, 2006

beddington 

Brother of Paddington Bear, Beddingtons life got off to a bad start as his brother was appreciated more than he.

Beddington has long black hair with pink roots and unfortunately suffers from hairloss, often when he is insulted or upsetugh which he introduces himself.

Beddington is in a band called "Beddington's Band". (Backing musicians include Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, and Kurt Cobain). Hits include "I am Beddy","Beddington is me" and "I am Beddington".

Beddington smashed a tv shop window after seeing his brother on the screen in the window. He was tried and released on special measures. Beddington then left Paddington on Paddington Station.

He has a friend, calld kloot.
"I am called Beddington."
beddington by emily scarrott July 14, 2006

Bedding Crasher 

I person who shacks up in your bed for a night and destroys it. This person generally hogs the bed, rips the neatly tucked sheets to one side of your bed, and somehow manages to have your comforter hanging halfway off of your bed. These people have also been known to wet your bed as well as puke in it.
Dude, Suzie is a Bedding Crasher, you gonna want to avoid her like the plague.
Bedding Crasher by nickyrj June 4, 2007