Baked oil rubdown 

To receive a rubdown while baked or by someone who is baked.

With the surprise gift from the school counselor, Bill’s bird enjoyed a baked oil rubdown from a Melanie.

Baked oil rubdown by Tonka wood chuck November 26, 2020

Basedness 

The quality of being based.

I've caught word of his basedness...

Basedness by EpicGamerXD January 6, 2022

Baked Alaska

mixing weed and cocaine, usually to stay high without sleeping

wanna smoke a fat zoot and stay up? baked alaska all night bro

Baked Alaska by calvinreeve June 30, 2022

baked bae 

Use this word to refer to your significant other when they have smoked a lot of marijuana.

"Cody, you are baked bae right now!"

baked bae by 7777forever November 25, 2015

basedsplaining 

When a sigma male explains simple concepts to a sheltered beta male.

Sigma dad basedsplaining: "show them how wrong they are how pointless it is. That they can be apart of something bigger... or die"
*Weak beta son retorts*
Based sigma dad: "You wana die for this planet? FINE! Whats 17 more years. I can always start again.. make another kid

basedsplaining by Sugmadeck July 12, 2021

hella baked 

When one is so high on marijuana that the term baked doesn't quite describe the mental status of the individual, so they are referred to as hella baked

Dayyyuumm that fool iz hella baked!!!

hella baked by Annonymous posta. June 16, 2015

removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

removed from the baked goods list by lowkeylol January 12, 2021