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Bayou Barking Spider 

A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.
"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"

Bovarian Barking Spider 

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

Chase the barking spider 

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.

Pennsylvania Barking Spider 

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

adirondack barking spider 

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.
"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"

Daytona Barking Spider 

A spider that is brown and fuzzy with a lighter brown back. Commonly mistaken as a brown recluse

They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened
Bro I was sleeping in the bushes on the streets and got bit by a Daytona Barking Spider
Daytona Barking Spider by Rebeccm November 21, 2022