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Big Bang Scale

A game of 2 or more players (usually of the same sex) where colours are used to code the sexual attraction (fuckability) of a member of the opposite sex.

Red = Would not bang or poke on Facebook or with someone else's bargepole. Run the FUCK away.

Yellow = "Take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again". Do-able but after alcohol consumption.

Blue = Acceptable - individuals you are actually attracted to.

Black = Would definitely 'bang'.

UV = Fucking insane. Would resort in multiple pregnancies.
Darrell: "Dude, what you reckon to that girl over there on the Big Bang Scale?"

Josh: "She's not quite a blue, so yellow!"

Darrell: "So harsh man! I'd easily say she's a blue!"
Big Bang Scale by Sofa King Low December 11, 2012

Bang Switch 

From: various firearms forums.

The trigger on a firearm, especially when referred to in the context of safety and not firing the firearm at an inopportune moment
"If you don't want to blow a hole in your leg, then there's only one rule you need to remember - keep your booger hooker off the bang switch!"
Bang Switch by Dyskolos June 16, 2012

Bang Shishigami 

The manliest man on the planet. Not a single being in the universe can defeat this man's strength and manliness. If one were to try, they would fail miserably. Bang Shishigami is so manly, he has not one theme song, but two; The second one is sung by the Japanese Vocalist who sung the Dragonball Z theme song (introduction.)

They say Bang Shishigami is not a descendant of Chuck Norris, but an Ancestor, proving not only is he stronger than Chuck, but Chuck learned from Bang as well.

There are no faults to Bang Shishigami. His Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan is more powerful than a roundhouse kick to the face from Chuck Norris, or a Falcon Punch from the one and only Captain Falcon.
Bully: Why are you so weak? *beats weak kid up*

*Weak kid follows the teachings of Bang Shishigami when he gets home*

*The next day, the Bully is nowhere to be found after a run in with the weak kid. He is no longer weak.*
Bang Shishigami by Bang Shishigami November 11, 2009
The most disappointing subway staton in Bangkok.
I'm going to bang Sue!
Bang Sue by disappointed2342344 November 13, 2009

bang bang shoes 

A ridiculous way of describing a pair of nice shoes, as featured by N-Dubz.
"He left me standing in my LBD and my bang bang shoes, I was so confused!"
"It's probably because you're a chav and use stupid metaphors like 'bang bang shoes'!"
"Oh....right."
bang bang shoes by ilovekeynes December 16, 2009

Eric Bana Safety 

From the movie "Black Hawk Down",The character Hoot (played by Eric Bana) is on base at the cafeteria when the Ranger commanding officer Captain Steele points out to Hoot that, whether an undisciplined Delta Operator or not, his M4 carbine should be safeties-on in the barracks. Hoot replies, "This is my safety", and bends his index finger. Used commonly by airsofters, paintballers and military enthusiasts alike.
Dude, don't point that thing at me.
Don't worry, I got my Eric Bana safety on.