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Alpha Authority 

Alpha Authority AA is a term which shows how much of an Alpha something is, aka a Chad. People who are with Alpha Authority are part of something that has won the highest awards and outdone everyone else by being the first to accomplish something.
Everyone: Yo I heard you're part of the Alpha Authority!! Wicked!
Hadrek: Yeah, ever since it started in 2012. :)

Bryant: Yo, you heard the Alpha Authority won the Bloxys? What a achievement!
Zan: Of course! We are Chads!

Sflux: Heya! I'm an Alpha Authority chad now!
Alpha Authority Chads: Welcome to gang Sflux! :)
Alpha Authority by Scriptoria December 19, 2020
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Constituted Authority 

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.
Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

anti-authority 

resents supervision, does not like to be bound by schedules or habits, prefers to do things when they feel ready, appreciation for anarchy, has a need for complete freedom, would rather work for self than a company, questions everything, wants things done their way, prone to behavior problems in school, gets angry when they don't get what they want, subversive, tends to dislike organized religion, fears confinement, values loyalty, challenging
Anti-authority is the way I am.

I'm anti-authority so I hate being bossed around.

I like being in control of myself, and not in control of anyone else but myself
anti-authority by Tclark June 11, 2007

Sports Authority 

The place to go to get athletic bitches. Or step up your swag. Everything is expensive as shit, but if you shop there, you don't give a shit, because you're rich as fuck.
Let's go to Sports Authority, spend $200 on shorts and get head in the changing room. Then take them home and fuck em some more.
Sports Authority by Tittybars January 2, 2012

Respect my authority 

one of eric cartman's many catchphrases, also the slogan of george bushes 2000 election campaign. Is pronounced 'respect my authoritah'. Also can be used in the imperative to tell someone to do what their told.
"Suck my dick"

"No, it's too big"

"Respect my authority!"

fuck authority 

A phrase that is meant to be said when you are having second thoughts about performing an illegal or prohibitted act.
Dude drinking and driving is illegal.
Fuck authority!!
fuck authority by Bubnasty January 28, 2008

girl authority 

a bad group of pre-teens from the suburbs of massachussets who make crappy versions of songs. the only reason they got a record deal is because one of the girls has a father who owns a record company. there music sucks and no one likes it. all the girls are thin, white, rich, and bitchy. the only people who like them are 8year olds or people who are friends with people who are in the group. threre are nine girls, aged 8-14 who all have gay names like---

country girl, boho girl, glamour girl, fashion girl, preppy girl, urban girl, party girl, all-star girl and rock n' roll girl.

bleh.
girl- lyke oh em gee! have you seen the new girl authority record?

other girl- ew.... *gags*