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dumb as shit 

dude, that chil dis dumb as shit
dumb as shit by brittany October 11, 2003

good ass friend as shit 

What you tell a person who is a good friend of yours when you are trashed.
Lauren, you're a good ass friend as shit!

ugly as shit

When someone is fucking ugly. Everyone knows they are ugly and they know they are ugly.
ugly as shit by Courtney Crispin January 11, 2010

drunk as shit 

When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.
"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"
drunk as shit by GertieSnapps August 2, 2016

cool as shit 

the coolest thing you have ever seen
That movie was cool as shit
cool as shit by Master Seargent February 7, 2009

Fucking pissed as shit

Not only to be 'pissed'
Not only to be 'pissed as shit'
But to be 'fucking pissed as shit'
Not to be confused with 'Mother fucking pissed as shit'

Normally is caused by the lack of pussy grinding on your dick, going positive in call of duty or having homework on the weekend.
Broski 1: Hey dude whats up?
Broski 2: Nothing much just fucking pissed as shit...
Broski 1: Dude, how come?? whats wrong? (NO HOMO)
Broski 2: I was playing Call of Duty and I told my bitch to give me a rim job and she shot me down.
Broski 1: Dude....How aren't you mother fucking pissed as shit?