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The 28th amendment 

Freedom of chair. The freedom to sit in your chair however you would like during band class.
Trumpets: we want freedom of chair!
Ms.Wose: no you can’t do that!
Trumpets: lmao idc it’s The 28th Amendment

Nineteenth Amendment

The Nineteenth Amendment was a joke.
Nineteenth Amendment by Monday-Friday September 15, 2020

Second Amendment 

A needed impetmus for population control.
People who argue for limiting the Second Amendment obviously do not get the entertainment value of watching two rednecks duking it out.
Second Amendment by draconlord November 26, 2010

Craig Amendment 

In the case something goes wrong you may blame everything or anything on a kid named craig that would normally get you into trouble with the law or friends. You may only blame this on Craig because...

A.) he is not there.
B.) you do not like him.
C.) it sounds better.
D.) you don't have the balls to blame it on another friend.
E.) or because you just want to piss off a kid named Craig
Johny was playing baseball and he threw the ball through a window and the owner of the house came out yelling asking who threw the dam ball. Johny pleaded the Craig amendment and the old man hunted down some other kid.
Craig Amendment by zoomzoomzoom April 29, 2008

28th Amendment 

In the Court of U.S. law, if one man was not present at said time, place, and or event, he may plead the Frankie B. defense by invoking the 28th Amendment.
Kid not from Connecticut: Hey Frank did the holocaust really happen?
Frankie B: I plead the 28th Amendment.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Whats that?
Frank: Well neither of us was at the Holocaust and what not, so neither of us can speak about it and what not.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Ill take your word for it Frank, you are 100% italian.

9th amendment 

9th amendment

"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

This just means that naming SOME of the rights in the Bill of Rights doesn't mean there are no more rights for the people.

If we did not have the 9th amendment there would be no where to expand to.

Because the framers of the Constitution didn't have cell phones, they couldn't specifically write, "Policemen can't take away your cell without a warrant, because that's a violation of rights."

Instead, they left some wiggle room for rights they weren't able to think up yet. The 9th amendment is that wiggle room.
Because the framers of the Constitution didn't have cell phones, they couldn't specifically write, "Policemen can't take away your cell without a warrant, because that's a violation of rights."

Instead, they left some wiggle room for rights they weren't able to think up yet. The 9th amendment is that wiggle room.
9th amendment by zshen November 6, 2013