Alastair 

A very introverted guy who’s quiet on the outside but secretly judges everyone on the inside. He can be extremely nice and caring if you’re someone important to him. Average in looks but his mysterious aura is definitely attractive. Would rather spend time watching anime at home instead of going out to party with his friends. Can be a pervert sometimes but that’s just because he’s a big ol’ weeb. He might come off as snobbish or arrogant at first sight (he’s just shy) but honestly a really cool guy to be around if you get close to him. The type of guy who you can have deep conversations with til 3 am. Try to get to know an Alastair better and you’ll find out that he’s surprisingly very intelligent, witty and hilarious!

Girl: Ah, I’m sooo wet now!
Boy: Oh yea, I’m doing great
Girl: Ugh, not because of you! Alastair just walked by!
Boy: Ah crap, I just wetted myself too. I wish I was an Alastair!

Alastair by akanechan69 August 25, 2019

Alistaire

1. A very genteel older English gentleman.
2. The mythical male creature with manners and dignity, the single entity that thinks with the brain between their ears.

3. Alistaire- female: A girl who, while being feminine, has then inner steel of a tough gritty guy.

1. I met Alistaire in the rose garden, and we strolled hand in hand amongst the flowers. He was a perfect gentleman.

2. Turns out, *insert all teenage boys here* was just trying to get in my pants. I wish he was more of an Alistaire, and not such a poser creeper.

3. Geez, Alistaire can fix a motercycle, deal when her dad ruins her life, and put up with the worlds worst gangster boyfriend. She still looks better in a dress than anyone I know.

Alistaire by hopelesscause October 14, 2009

Alastair Aiken 

He plays fortnite and makes clickbait.

WHATS UP GUYS! ALI-A HERE! AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!!

Alastair Aiken

Alastair Aiken by VolTixDoesTingZ June 4, 2018

alasdair

The act of inserting your penis up one's nose and pissing in it.

'Alasdair-ing is so gross'

alasdair by - [ Dark Assassin ] - March 15, 2007

alistair 

A thick bitch

" wow alistair your so thick"

alistair by #That mysterious guy March 14, 2017

alasdair

To pull an Alasdair, you must make constant jokes that are consistantly not funny.

'I am Alasdair, I play WoW, I rule'

alasdair by wowKelseyisgreat March 9, 2007

Alastair 

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.

I wish I could pose like an Alastair

Alastair by confusionman April 6, 2011