Mum, am I adopted? 

MuM, Am I aDOptEd?

This sentence is from Tommyinnit 3000 subscriber qna

Mum, am i adopted? Yeah. Oh.

Mum, am I adopted? by Gitewwlahye January 28, 2021

You're adopted! 

A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.

NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.

NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.

Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"

Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"

Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!

Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...

You're adopted! by TheLightDreamer June 29, 2012

you're adopted 

one of the funniest comebacks ever.
sort of like "your mom" or "your face"

but be sure to not actually say it an
adopted kid. they might take offense.

Lexi: That's a really heinous picture of you, Emily.
Emily: SHUT UP LEXI. YOU'RE ADOPTED.

you're adopted by Super Ninja January 14, 2008

my.socks.are.adopted 

A tiktoker that is very overrated and needs this to be a word to be even more overrated!

Harold: "HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIKTOKER, 'my.socks.are.adopted'"

Bob: "No! I didn't know, but I do know.. *Looks At Person Reading This* That you should follow them *Winks*"

my.socks.are.adopted by AmazingWordsTodayKids May 30, 2020

ur mom is adopted

This is the best way to win a fight against someone lol.

yeah but, ur mom is adopted...

ur mom is adopted by jxyserr April 20, 2021

Your adopted

1000% works in an argument especially towards your annoying siblings.

Non-adopted child: Hey dickhead Your adopted
Adopted child: No im not, im telling mom
Non-adopted child: Your gonna have to find her first
Adopted child:*Cries*

Your adopted by Definitely not Al May 9, 2021

Well, your adopted! 

Used when your argument has been disproven or you have ran out of comebacks in a fight; usually injecting humor into the situation.

John: Hay Joe what did you do last night?
Joe: I was punching babies, like always.
John: Dude, your one messed up freak!
Joe:Well... Well, your adopted!

Well, your adopted! by VooDooMaster October 12, 2010