Levi Ackerman 

Levi Ackerman is a 30 something year old man whose friends all died so he is forced to hang out with 17 year olds. He is sexually attracted to cleaning supplies and Erwin Smith. Maybe also Eren Yeager but that's illegal so he keeps it on the down low. He grew up in the hood so he a strong little birch. His eyebrows look like twigs but its cool.

"Hey did you see that 30 year old possible pedophile in the park hanging out with those young kids in the park?"
"Yeah why was he caressing a bottle of Windex?"
"Yeah I think his name was Levi Ackerman"

Levi Ackerman by allisonistrashh September 2, 2017

Mikasa Ackermann 

Cute anime girl from Attack on Titan, best waifu of all time, any male who disagrees is homosexual

Mikasa Ackermann is my favorite character is Attack on Titan

Mikasa Ackermann by Master Armageddon February 3, 2019

Levi Ackerman 

Hot ass dude that’s in his mid 30s with a sad pass.

Loves to clean and loves amazing No matter what he does.

Loves to beat the shit out of people (Expecally teens)

For some reason some people call him daddy. 🤢

OMG!!!! Have you seen blah blah blah of AOT?!?! Levi Ackerman is so hot in that one seen!

Levi Ackerman by OnlineAnimeFreak May 15, 2018

Kuchel Ackerman 

Levi Ackerman's mother who died…

Person 1: Poor Levi, I heard he lost his mother as a kid
Person 2: I heard that too, I believe her name was Kuchel Ackerman…

Kuchel Ackerman by MasterTitan July 28, 2016

Johnathan Ackerman 

A devoted Denver Broncos fan who is also a epic gamer.

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the broncos game and got the epic victory royals at the same time.

Johnathan Ackerman by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019

levi ackerman 

The equivalent to the boogie monster. The short creature that comes out at night and nibbles little children’s ears if they have a messy room. Levi is rumored to be 3”4 and very attractive to eye witnesses.

“I leave one pair of shoes out on my floor and i wake up to a hot midget, Levi Ackerman, bitting my ear!”
“The mother warned her children to tidy their rooms, otherwise Levi Ackerman would come by at night and nibble their ears.”

levi ackerman by p1ssk1nk321 July 24, 2021

ackers 

Money. From the Egyptian akka.

I got some ackers!

ackers by VAKI5 August 17, 2003