Trust Abuser

This is someone who basically abuses your trust. Also knows as 'T.A.' A 'trust abuser' table for your friends can be made, to see who is the worst offender. Our leader by a million miles is Anthony the number one T.A.

A person says they will come to the pub with you and then at the last minute pull out of going after you have arranged it. This is an abuse of your trust, therefore a 'trust abuser.'

Trust Abuser by random_dav September 23, 2008

hashtag abuser 

A person who abuses the use of hashtags, typically on social media, either without proper understanding of its meaning, or just purely spamming of hashtags.

Spiderman uses so many hastags in his instagram posts, he's such a hashtag abuser. #ootd #yolo #swag #hastag #abuse #random #sexy #spiderman #web #shooter #gwendied #sad #imissher #wooooooooooooooooooooo #taghash #thighgap #anorexia #comics #marvel #Disney #sucks #YAY

hashtag abuser by KHORBS August 4, 2014

pace abuser 

An athlete (mostly soccer) that uses their speed to their advantage against defenders.

I can't defend him! He's a pace abuser!

pace abuser by garethbalegolf March 8, 2023

Maggot Abuser

Someone whom totures maggots and/or brutally murders them. Most Maggot Abusers brutally murder maggots, crush their bodies, and turn them into glitter/sparkles. Typically, they do this because they are grossed out that they are larva of flies but maggots help the environment.

Kylie: "I made some glitter!"
Kiki: "You...You...YOU MAGGOT ABUSER!!!!!!!"

Maggot Abuser by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

Cat Abuser 

Someone whom totures and/or brutally murders an species named "Felis Catus" (Cat for short)
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.

Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.

Person 1 "I toture my cats daily!"
Person 2 "You...You....YOU CAT ABUSER!!!"

Cat Abuser by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

animal abuser 

A sad condition that occurs after pissing off your wife or girlfriend really bad! Case studies show men are most likely to commit animal abuse soon after the "you're cut off" time begins. Effects seems to be acutely focused. Men routinely catagorize themselves in several specific groups. These men are engaging in acts of Spanking The Monkey, Choking The Chicken, Whacking The Weasel, Flogging the Dolphin, and new recent reports demonstrate cross species abuse. Some have now begun to Beat One Eyed Willy, until he finally gets mad and spits on them.

(caller to friend) Dude! I forgot our anniversary ... ... ... again! Third time! What am I going to do?
(friend) ... ... ... ... um, ... ... ... um, ... ...
(caller to friend) Do you have a chicken, or any Sea Monkeys?
(friend) -long pause- Um, Willy want's to know if your OK?
(caller to friend) ... No ... I've become an animal abuser!
(friend) -muffled voice- Willy ... He wants to talk to you.

animal abuser by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007

link abuser 

A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.

Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"

Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"

Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."

link abuser by westfalia January 13, 2010