william has a big ding-dong

Its so big that it can be classified as a third leg

a person named william that has a large penis that is classified five feet longest known as a large ding-dong or william has a big ding-dong

william has a big ding-dong by Juniorp2020 February 20, 2018

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a tree named willie

when one is stuck in a wild fire and they are near a pot bush and they inhale the smoke and then get stoned

"it was so sad when austin was in that wild fire"
"yeah but i hear he at least had a tree named willie"

a tree named willie by desicraig July 2, 2009

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Willie with a suitcase

In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.

Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.

Willie with a suitcase by Retsil December 3, 2021