Prude as a Turkey 

Because turkeys only lay eggs during mating season, this is why they don't sell them in stores!

Else: ahhh shes as 'prude as a turkey, shall we go to a rahmen class i?

Prude as a Turkey by TurkeyRahmen November 21, 2019

national save a turkey day

November 23rd your supposed to save a turkey in your dreams

i saved a turkey from a dragon on national save a turkey day

national save a turkey day by gn dhncgnb November 22, 2020

a feathered turkey 

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.

If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?

a feathered turkey by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018

Shoot a new turkey 

A variant on "turn over a new leaf", but associated with something that you do periodically, like changing your car's oil, or going to the dentist.

Origin: Every Thanksgiving you have to shoot a new turkey.

I really hate moving, but you just gotta shoot a new turkey, ya know?

Shoot a new turkey by slippy frog September 20, 2014

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair 

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven by moosir2u September 22, 2011

Turkey in a Blender 

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

Turkey in a Blender by Bro November 27, 2003