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tub-a-chub 

An annoying fat chick with huge calves and spare tires for waste.
we called jessica tub-a-chub because of how fat she was.

"dont be such a tub a chub"
tub-a-chub by john jacobson October 1, 2006

Sex in a Hot Tub 

A novelty shot, typically served to an unsuspecting victim as either a gag or as punishment for turning 21. To make the shot, one first fills a rocks glass with house vodka, and then proceeds to suck up a small amount of milk with a straw, lowers the end of the straw into the bottom of the glass, and slowly releases the milk while pulling the straw up and out, with the end result resembling semen being suspended in the water of the hot tub, thus you have the sex in a hot tub.
Bro 1: Happy Birthday bro, I bought you a shot!

Bro 2: Thanks bro, what is it?

Bro 1: Its a sex in a hot tub, now shut up and drink it!

Bro 2: (gulp)

Bro 1: That's what you get for turning 21!

Dog In A Bath Tub 

Trying to put your penis and nut sack inside a woman/man (what ever you prefer) anus all at the same time' hens the saying as it is as hard as.
Once i pulled off the dog in the bathtub, I found it was much harder to remove them then put them in.
Dog In A Bath Tub by whizzane December 30, 2003

Old Ladies in a Bath Tub 

A terrible taste much like that you would find if you scooped out some bath water from the tub in which old ladies were bathing!

Who wants to do that? Not I.
Note that this bath water contains senile old lady germs. Which are no fun.
I aint payin for this here coolatta. It tastes like OLD LADIES IN A BATH TUB.

chief tub-a-guts 

cheif tub-a-guts derived from tub of guts is a term to describe a small pudgy boy whose belly pokes out and goes by the name of Joey.Not to be mistakened of a Joey Kangaroo.
That Joey was a cheif tub-a-guts at the wedding.
That lil basty ate all the food,he's the chief tub-a-guts!
chief tub-a-guts by carol February 8, 2005

Can i get a hot tub 

wanting to be alone with a certain someone based off the situation you are in.
Sitting in your room, and a girl/guy walks by that you notice is very good looking and you are with other people at the time so you either think to yourself or yell out loud...Can I Get A Hot Tub!