pushing a snake

vulgar slang--taking a shit

Dad was grunting on the toilet while trying to push a snake.
Dad grunted in the bathroom while pushing a snake.

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hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

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A term used when ones enemy is injured drastically. Implying injury or attack. The snake > the fiddle.

Wetdog (-*-) exlzzghost
Wetdog (-*-) eshawn
ew4r |=- Wetdog

(dead)Wetdog: OMG HES TAGGED LIKE A SNAKE ON A FIDDLE

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Bill: I heard tom was going to have sex with karen tonight.

Billy:doesn't she have an STD?

Bill:yeh, man he's totally shaving a snake.

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When the cock is covered with saliva or jizz and its too slippery to hold

"Man, Tim was very slippery last night. He was as slippery as a snake!"

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"i want to slither like a snake into your cove"

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