The act of hooking up with an ugly and/or large beast. Zooing can be used for ones own need of getting some(See also: desparate and blue balls) or as an act of kindness for a friend(See also: Taking one for the team)

#1 A: Have you seen Carla?

B: Yeah, she is in the parking lot, Zooing it.

#2 It is getting late and the bar is thinning out, I may have to go Zooing tonight if I wanna get some!

Zooing by mdh82 July 12, 2011

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Zozing

Jason is actually quite off base and I was offended just reading his definition. Jordan, in fact, agrees with Rhykeey (Rih-key) in the defining of the term "zozing." According to both Jordan and Rhykeey, zozing is a synonym for the term study halling.

While waiting to drink with Ryan and Zoe, Rhykeey and Jordan grew increasingly impatient with the zozing occurring in Ryan's room.

Zozing by Jordan February 13, 2005

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Zoeying

Someone who during an exam asks the teacher one thousand stupid questions. The class will at one point become annoyed and say in sync , “shut up and stop zoeying.”

(Person raises their hand one hundred times)

Teacher: no more questions (persons name)

Person:( same person raies their hand and asks) wait what is math.

Class: shut up and stop zoeying

Zoeying by Skirtymcskirtskirt March 7, 2019

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