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You suck my dick and I'll suck yours 

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"
I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.

You Suck Weener

1) Giving head...to a small willy.
2) Something you say to somebody when they have annoyed you
1)Jessica sucks large amounts of weener
2)Jessica: I can't get drunk tomorrow im grounded
Hayley: O damn you, you suck weener
You Suck Weener by Sexual sex September 21, 2005

You suck at life. 

Teacher: You need to get your grades up, and stop slacking off.
Dan: WOW, you suck at life.
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You may go to collage for free because you run fast, you may have a 4.0 gpa and have lots of money and grow up to be a doctor, get married to some football player and have a buch of sucsessful kids. BUT you suck at life and there is nothing you can do about it.
You suck at life. by Gummby November 14, 2004

you suck eggs 

meaning u really suck, came from spongebob squarepants acuz squidward was voted most likely to suck eggs in high school, also from FLCL when the psycho lady wit pink hair sucks two scrammbled eggs off sum bald guy's head
god ur mean u rly suck eggs!!!!
you suck eggs by arat dna ynnej December 26, 2004

You suck at nintendo 

when someone sucks really bad at any video game or monitor related device. The term is insulting because no matter what game you will be playing, you suck at the longest lasting original gaming system, nintendo
"dude i got game over on final fantasy again!" (ps2 game)

"dude its just cuz you really suck at nintendo!"

"wtf?"

You Suck Gay

When losing during a friendly game of pool, or simply billiards, the appropriate phrase to say to your opponent is "You Suck Gay". The word is also appropriate to use when losing at any type of event or activity, but particularly in billiards.
Lonnie: Robin, I'm beating you so bad!
Robin: Lonnie, YOU SUCK GAY!
You Suck Gay by Hefron February 11, 2008