woodchuck 

Chuck Norris's penis.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Who knows? By the time you see it, you'll already be dead.

woodchuck by Mr. Woodchuck May 2, 2010

woodchuck 

A mammal that digs up suburban lawns.

see gopher, marmot, ground hog, ground squirrel, and whistle pig.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

woodchuck by bobo the goat October 3, 2005

Dusty Woodchuck 

A Variation of the Dirty Pelican: While fornicating at a Lumber Mill or Cabinet Company, you remove your penis from the womans vagina, roll it in sawdust, re-insert and continue.

Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.

Dusty Woodchuck by 5hinebox December 6, 2011

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012

Woodcocked 

Inspired by the movie "Mr. Woodcock", when someone with good intentions is made out to be the "bad guy" by the manipulating villain confused for the victim.

Showing respect for others really pays off ... unless you're woodcocked in return by a guilty party in denial of their own actions.

Woodcocked by The Real Mr. Woodcock April 13, 2008

woodchuck 

hick, twit, uneducated fuck without any sense of morality and no grasp on any sort of cultural aspect in their lives. see also redneck

the people on mill street are woodchuck pieces of shit. like crustin

woodchuck by gansta bitch word to your mother November 15, 2003

woodchuck 

a girl who uses her teeth when giving a blowjob

Cut it out you fucking woodchuck!

woodchuck by Menyae Shoemaker April 9, 2009