Blue Whaler 

A man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (The ‘Blue Whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).

Doug is such a Blue Whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on Bromas.

Blue Whaler by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013

Whalecowophobia 

The fear of being to sexy that your heart might tear apart when looking at your reflection.

Emma has Whalecowophobia!

Whalecowophobia by AbrahamLincolnIsHot April 11, 2015

Whale Wenus Cult 

The Whale Wenus Cult (aka WWC) was a cult that formed from Space Croissant’s Discord server (aka Cult of the Croissants). Space Croissant is known to actively participate in Whale Wenus rituals and ceremonies. The WWC worships the wenus of a whale, the skin part of a whale’s elbow. As of 2020, the Whale God is Lucy and the Whale Jesus is Rubiks. The WWC is known to have a reputation of joking around in Space Croissant’s Discord server and making everyone happy. There is a long history of the WWC warring against mods of the server and also other cults such as the Crab Cult and the Sunnie Cult. Lauren and Happy, honored senior members of the cult occasionally hosts Minecraft livestreams in Space Croissant’s Discord server.

You’ve been wenused.
Get wenused!
Whalecum to the Whale Wenus Cult.
You’re such a segsy whale.

Whale Wenus Cult by Space Croissant August 14, 2020

maluga whale 

1.A person who, while not overweight, looks like a beluga whale due an excess of forehead combined with small often catlike dark eyes. Most common habitats include Amherst College, Holland, and England. Speech pattern indicates that said person sounds like their from London.

Person 1- (Shaking her head in dismay) Whats she like?

Person 2- Yo stop being such a Maluga whale

maluga whale by ManPretty May 4, 2009

Cuntback Whale 

a fat chick who is acting like a bitch and/or cunt.

My boss is such a cuntback whale.

Cuntback Whale by Hockey_Temper August 19, 2010

Humpback Whale

Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans

If you touch a Humpback Whale, this behemoth will consider it as rape.

Humpback Whale by YaboiChria May 19, 2019

Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.

Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.

Save the Whales Syndrome by johnp May 2, 2014