Weaver 

Usually known as the drunkass of the party... likes to accidentally flash people to distract them during beer pong... from the north but not a yankee... believes they are gangsters excuse me gangsta!

look at the weaver of the party

Weaver by marleyloveshisauntamanda August 8, 2008

Weaver 

Weaver: Someone who throws like a sissy or performs badly in the clutch in baseball. Also, a slang term for poop.

Man, That dude throws like a weaver.

Check out this giant weaver I took in the toilet.

Weaver by Dex2518 May 28, 2018

WeaVer 

WeaVer is used to refer to someone who is a fucking piece of shit and os indescribable with any sentence or word other than WeaVer.

you see the news today? that guy was a total WeaVer.

WeaVer by Angry_MotherFucker August 17, 2023

Weaver 

A weaver is when someone forgets to tie down their boat and looses in on the highway

And example of how to use this word is when someone is knowingly negligent and is bound to fail at a simple task. You would then say “wow, you really pulled a weaver”

Weaver by 8” August 12, 2025

Weaver Muzzle

The notorious muzzle shaped like a "W"

It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.

Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.

Brasil: Hey Jason, I heard cool guys wear muzzles.
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)

Weaver Muzzle by BrasilStyle May 19, 2010

weaver grip 

a tight, usually humiliating grasp or hug. if a female, the weaver gripper will pick you up under the arms. if a male, the weaver gripper will slap your balls relentlessly.

dude 1: check out that weaver grip Fred is pulling on Jade.
dude 2: OW Jordan just weaver gripped my balls!

weaver grip by francis doodey July 15, 2006

weaver diva 

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson

Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

weaver diva by nick October 5, 2005