when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!
Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
Theodoor "Theo" van Gogh (Dutch pronunciation: ˈteːjoː vɑnˈɣɔx, July 23, 1957 – November 2, 2004) was a Dutch film director, film producer, columnist, author and actor. He was the great-grandson of Theo van Gogh, who was the brother of artist-painter Vincent van Gogh.
Mistaken by many to be a guy that was vonurable. This is not true. When you fucked with him he was very poisonous. With other words: He coquetted with his vulnerability.
He really really wasnt a Nelson Mandela type a guy.
Theo really thought he was untouchable saying the things he did about muslims and Islam. When he got stabbed to death by a muslim extremist his last words where: "Mercy mercy! Cant we talk it out?"
When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.
"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".
"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".