UNCLE ALBERT 

Old sea dog off the hit comedy, 'Only Fools and Horses.' Most famous for continuously talking about his adventures in WW2, even though he's told them a million times before ( especially to his nephews Delboy and Rodney. )

Delboy, "This better not be another story about your adventures in the war?"
Uncle Albert, " I wasn't gonna you bloody little know it all. During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany..."

UNCLE ALBERT by G Duffin June 22, 2006

uncle al

It is another word for alcohol

I'm seeing Uncle Al this afternoon

uncle al by Alcohol is fun June 5, 2017

Uncle Abdo Boots 

Basically Cuban heels in boot form

Nice Uncle Abdo boots!

Uncle Abdo Boots by Calgarian Fred February 3, 2021

Goofy ahh uncle/auntie 

A joke in tiktok and youtube, where a bunch of Goofy Ahh Sounds are played, and a monotone voice will say "my goofy ahh auntie/uncle did/said this (goofy ahh sound effect)..."

Usually these jokes are sexual, will make jokes about kidnap or rape/molest.

My Goofy ahh uncle/auntie tried to play with my penis (goofy ahh sound), my mom saw (goofy ahh sound) and hit him with a pan (goofy ahh sound).

Goofy ahh uncle/auntie by Goofy ahh gayman April 18, 2022

uncle awful 

An older man, who is ambiguous about his true age. until the moment he ejaculates inside of you, and screams "I was 27 when you were born"

When I asked you to call me Uncle Awful, I wanted you to mean it

uncle awful by Auntie Douche Bag May 27, 2016

Uncle Arctic 

A.k.a. North Pole.

Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.

Uncle Arctic by QuacksO February 18, 2019

uncle al

that guy who goes to wendys and asks for a 20 ounce steak, they guy who sits on two chairs at once, the guy who farts in the elevator and blames it on the old lady, guy takes a sub to a wedding

ah crap its uncle al everyone out

uncle al by Uncle Al's Trailer Park April 16, 2020