u2 

Eh? Best Band Ever? Do yourselves a favour guys, pull your heads from out your'e own arses .They are pretty good thats all! The Best band EVER was the Beatles FULL STOP!!

u2 Are not all that! in fact much of their recent stuff is shit!

u2 by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006

u2 

Short for 'you too'.

Often used in and originated from video games.

Player A: Rough game, but well played <Player B>
Player B: u2 my friend

u2 by JustTrynaHelpHere December 29, 2019

U2 

The definition of a shitty band, pure and simple. Two of its members dont have real names, Bono the singer, and The Edge the guiterist. What your parents listen too because they think they are cool, when in fact everytime they play CD you want to step in front of a bus.

Dad: I love listening to U2 we need to play some right now.
Me: Dad U2 sucks!
Stepmom: You just have no musical taste...
Me: Correction you have no musical taste.

U2 by Brotbest June 29, 2009

U2 

a very average band that are considred the biggest band in the world. some are under the opinion that they are the best band ever, but obviously haven't heard of the beatles before, which u2 completely rip off anyway.
fronted by a moron who campaigns for everyone to empty their wallets to feed the starving children while shoring up in tax havens and charging hundreds of dollars for concert tickets so people can hear the same 3 songs over and over again, just with different names.

person 1: omg u2 are so awesome!
person 2: meh, they're nothing special. go listen to some alexisonfire.

U2 by bernie petter December 27, 2008

u2 

A grating noise played over the radio when the DJ has decided that s/he is angry with the fans constantly calling in and requesting AC/DC.

U2 has been a known cause of traffic accidents world wide, but in spite of this fact, DJ's still manage to get a hold of CDs filled with U2.

The sound cannot be accurately described but as been likened by UNC Professor, Harold Fiske to "..that itchy feeling you get after getting stung by a bee, were that to be a sound". As a side note: 12% of the population is allergic to bee stings and 30% of that group are deathly allergic.

Tom: "What happened to your car, Sally?"

Sally: "Oh,I was listening to the radio and driving, and after playing 'Back in Black' and 'Hell's Bells', the DJ played some u2 so I hit a tree while having a seizure"

Tom: "Damn. I hate when that happens."

u2 by blocklevelview July 22, 2008

U2 

without a doubt one of the greatest wastes of opportunity and talent in this century. an incredible shitty and talentless band with a lead singer who cares more about looking the part of the worlds superman than he does about writing even halfway decent lyrics. Bono, the supposed lead singer, comes off as pretentious and self righteous, fancying himself a saviour for the poor, the underdogs, the starving. ranks next to paul weller as the worlds second largest douchebag

U2 is once again trying to save some unknown third world island from starvation. does SST records have any of those "kill bono" shirts in stock still?

U2 by waldo jeffries July 16, 2008

U2 

The worlds MOST over-rated band. They are completely fabricated. None of the band members knew how to play instruments. The record label created them.

People tend to think they are good because they look like they are playing instruments live, but they are not.

A terrible band with political views they try to shove down your throat through their shitty music.

Kid 1: WOW! U2 is so awesome!
Kid 2: Actually, they suck you fucking tool.

U2 by PoppaBear March 25, 2010