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tweety birdie 

A Floppy Dick that is very soggy and filled with semen.This is the worst kind of dick phase in the world.
Girl:I dont want to have sex wih John
Friend:Why,hes hot
Girl:No, its because he has a tweety birdie
tweety birdie by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016

Tweety Bird

Small penis surrounded by a nest of pubes, and two egg looking testicles.
Hey Hannah that guy last night was a Tweety bird
Tweety Bird by PERPLEXED September 13, 2018

Tweety Bird

1. A beautiful female who sells & uses large amounts of meth.
"Tweety Bird came by today I got some work"
Tweety Bird by tweetybird0000 October 26, 2015

tweety cum sandwich 

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard she starts seeing little tweety birds circling her head. When she does, you cum inside her, with her ass cheeks acting as the bread.
Yeah man I gave Brittany a tweety cum sandwich last night!

Tweety slap

When you stuff a canary in the vagina, then you slap it.
Karolyn said that tweety slap sure is a hoot.
Tweety slap by Pissonit Perpaw October 21, 2023

Sissified tweety bird 

A person who thinks they are all that, but truly they are afraid of living life to its fullest, so instead blame everyone around them for their short-comings in life.
I was told he broke up with her because she wasn't like me, never mind it was probably all on him due to the drinking, he is such a Sissified tweety bird.