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twatted wanker 

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker
twatted wanker by Sarah July 9, 2004

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day
I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good
twatted your mom by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day
I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good
twatted your mom by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022

blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.
My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.
blue twatted by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009

dry-twatted

1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.

2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)
Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.

Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.
dry-twatted by drodhertzer August 19, 2014

Sight-twatted

A term for when shooting full bore, the rifle recoils into your face (twats you in the face) because you held it too close to the sights. Leaves either a black eye in the case of SUSATs, or two questionable lines cause by iron sights.
Coach: how did that shot feel?
Me: okay, but i got majorley sight-twatted, im changing my position slightly.
Sight-twatted by cheeseflambe October 24, 2010