tubular raspberry 

Someone who had a scab, went into a swimming pool and started bloating up to the fact they became long and bubble shaped like a bubble wand!

OMG she is such a tubular raspberry

tubular raspberry by ChloeeeeeeColmer October 7, 2015

Tubular Luggage 

1. n ~ band, comprised of Marcus Disaster, El Fland, Liberty Valance, Barry Hercules and Geoff. Greatest Hits include "Murphy is the Bucket" and "I Am A Buffer Solution"

2. n ~ comparitive to suggest that something is not true. Based on the fact that tubular Luggage are an imaginary rock band, invented by Sandy Radford, on his website www.leftluggage.tk

1. Wow! Tubular Luggage are so cool! Dig their new record, man!

2. Yeah right, that story's about as believable as Tubular Luggage.

Tubular Luggage by Zatchlas December 1, 2004

Tubular Rock 

A hard cock.

Let me sit upon your tubular rock!!

Pound me with that tubular rock baby!

Tubular Rock by Ginger Jesus et May 29, 2017

Tubular fuck bubble

A Condom

Yo that tubular fuck bubble wuz too small better use a magnum next time.

Tubular fuck bubble by Skooder August 6, 2003

Tubular Pigs 

Another way to describe sausages, bangers, and other tube shaped pig foodstuffs. The saying originated in Leeds by Dorset and Welsh migrants in the 1800's

"Let's go to the takeaway and get some battered tubular pigs, because tubular pigs are always better when crispy."

Tubular Pigs by Bumflaps March 8, 2016

Tubular suction 

When one gives a blowjob using a vacuum cleaner.

Nate was so lonely after his wife left him he got the vacuum and gave himself some tubular suction

Tubular suction by DrMcLovin May 8, 2016

Tubular tritactomy 

The process of getting a tube rammed down ones dick hole in a rough manner and the tube coming out of the mouth. Used to get diseases out.

Luke- Dude I have to get a Tubular Tritactomy

Adam- Sucks to be you bro!!!!!

Tubular tritactomy by TheBraininator January 16, 2017