Till Lindemann
Till Lindemann by Peggy-Sue April 23, 2005
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Till Lindemann
The lead singer of Rammstein. He is a god with a voice that will turn straight men gay, and lesbians into straight horny whores who will do anything in the world to fuck him. He is sex on a stick that no one can resist. Till will one day rule the world, and will fuck your girlfriends and boyfriends while you watch in awe.
1. Till Lindemann is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet.
2. My boyfriend got mad because Till Lindemann's voice got me to orgasm instead of him.
3. Kevin had turned gay the instant he saw Till Lindemann come out on stage with a flamer thrower and started singing
4. I'd fuck Till faster than you can say "Rammstein is the best band in the world" if I ever got the chance
5. Till Lindemann is the sexiest German alive
2. My boyfriend got mad because Till Lindemann's voice got me to orgasm instead of him.
3. Kevin had turned gay the instant he saw Till Lindemann come out on stage with a flamer thrower and started singing
4. I'd fuck Till faster than you can say "Rammstein is the best band in the world" if I ever got the chance
5. Till Lindemann is the sexiest German alive
Till Lindemann by AnarchyStocking June 22, 2011
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Till Lindemann
Till Lindemann by Salty Samurai September 10, 2004
till i collapse
a popular song in the album "the eminem show", featuring some of the greatest hip hop artists ever. Eminem, 50 Cent, Nate Dogg, and Tupac.
yo nigga, you hear that new rhyme from the eminem album?
naw dawg, whats it called?
till i collapse.
naw dawg, whats it called?
till i collapse.
till i collapse by beast274life November 16, 2010
Till Lindemann
Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.
Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why?
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.
Till Lindemann by Kommisar Kowl August 30, 2008
Till This Day!
A phrase used when emphasising that your still doing something from long ago or something is still being done from a long time ago.
Used and popularised by the american boxer Deontey Wilder in the famous Till This Day! interview, which turned into a popular meme.
Has to be overemphasised in a slightly angry tone when saying it.
Used and popularised by the american boxer Deontey Wilder in the famous Till This Day! interview, which turned into a popular meme.
Has to be overemphasised in a slightly angry tone when saying it.
Till This Day! by MR MIXER July 2, 2019