I can break these cuffs 

A phrase usually uttered after being arested, espcially if you are a black midget prostitute, to an officer of the law, often followed by AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!

Black Midget: "I can break these cuffs."
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"

I can break these cuffs by Fowlah178 June 10, 2010

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" 

A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"

After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" by Charles W. September 13, 2008

these fishsticks are hard as tits 

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

these fishsticks are hard as tits by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

Catch these hands 

Fight me hoe

You bout to catch these hands boii

Catch these hands by Mf_starboii January 6, 2017

thesaurusize 

Taking a sentence from a (generally) published source and using a thesaurus to change the words so as to avoid plagiarism.

I used one of my earlier papers for this assignment, but thesaurusized it so no one would notice.

thesaurusize by ExaRox February 9, 2009

The reason these tables are numbered 

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

The reason these tables are numbered by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016